Sunday, April 19, 2009

VIVA LA DEFENSE

Yesterday I wore my new socks and went to La Defense.



La Defense is like the St-Georges Terrace of Paris right? But way more epic.
It is this district at the end of the line 1 metro. IN ZONE THREE. I get the feeling that in the eighties this place would have totally bown everyone's minds because it is pretty impressive today and its like the noughties. There are a heap of eclectic skyscraper buildings topped of with the Grande Arche in the midst of chaos, rising out of the metropolis of a throne of marble. Paris was totally designed by some cool dude because when you stand at the top of the step of the Grande Arche and look towards Paris, directly in front of you, some distance off, is the Arc de Triomphe, and then if you had superhero eyesight you would be able to see down Champs Elysees to the obelisk at Concorde, through the Jardins des Tuilleries and to the Louvre pyramid. WELL DONE AWESOME GUY. TALK ABOUT AXI. Yeah ok. And if you turn around and look the other way, to the suburbs of Paris and the hills in the distance you can go for a walk on this wooden jetty that is raised above the ground level and looks down upon firstly a park and then below that an old cemetery, like a layer cake. Oh and its still all in the midst of skyscrapers.. Pretty hard to explain.. But it was so cool! PAREEEESSSE



So I saw some other great town planning elements at La Defense. There were some dudes playing bocce in a slight open space between cafes, I saw a kitten perched in some grass next to a skylight for who knows what and some armed military police KEEPING THE PEACE amongst the crowds.

AHH OUI MERCI MADAME and this was my favourite moment of the day:

THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS:

I HATE COMIC SANS.
THUS I FIND IT CONFUSING WHEN PARISIEN SHOPOWNERS CHOOSE IT AS A SELLING POINT.
NOTHING SPELLS CLASS AND ELEGANCE LIKE THE SCRAWLINGS OF A THREE YEAR OLD RETARD.




Monday, April 13, 2009

JE VOIS LES CHOSES

Today we stumbled across some sort of rollerblading rally convention.


In other news, my internship #1 has finished and I am now free to explore the finer details of life.
This includes making some posters and perhaps watching Twin Peaks because I have never done that before.


Thursday, April 9, 2009

IT COULD BE REAL GOOD..

..IF I JUST TRIED HARDER

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

DEUX MOIS POUR MOI

SO ITS MY TWO MONTHS ANNIVERSARY OF LIVING IN PARIS TODAY.
As a present I experienced a hilarious 10 minutes of life today while I was running an errand in Belleville.
Not only were the atmospheric south american panpipe buskers filling Republique metro with the sounds of DREAMS and COSMIC MYTHS but I saw a homeless man lounging and eating a kinder bueno. If only we were all so lucky! When I came up for air on the streets of Belleville I saw a table on the side of the road with 2 dodgy men, a guillotine and a sign outlining the prices of various forms of ID they were able to make for you. How ghetto is that? Yeah it was pretty awesome.
My internship finishes this week.
The easter bells are ringing.